This is a video that has been running in the UK for the laundry detergent we use in our home. The little girl in the video is very cute. We were able to get a little stuffed penguin in the last box of detergent we bought.
Nottingham was a fun and relaxing weekend.
Current Mood: sick Current Music:Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It's all so beautiful" she replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms." She went on to tell Him that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc ., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it. "That is a fair point, but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And He reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that useless tit?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
Current Mood: cheerful Current Music:Mika--Lollipop
The Reason I Don't Indulge in Small Talk David and I were swimming in the hotel pool tonight when this middle-aged lady walks into the pool area wrapped in a white towel. It was clear she had nothing on underneath the towel. She seemed to not be bothered by this, even though there was a young school-aged boy and his mother also in the pool area. Luckily, she went into the sauna. When the naked lady had finished in the sauna, she came out and flopped herself into a poolside chair for a while before leaving the pool area. Back in the ladies change room, I ran into naked lady, fully clothed this time. I was putting on my shoes to leave, when she says, randomly to me, that she hadn't showered or washed in hair in over three days. She went on to say that her hair was really matted and that I wouldn't have recognized her. I nervously said, oh really, to which she continued to say, don't you just love how you feel when you come here? I quickly agreed and left the change room to head back up to the hotel room. In short, I would just like to say, that if you are using a public hotel swimming pool and/or sauna, please wear a swimsuit.
Current Mood: scared Current Music:The Beatles--Help!
A Little Game My cousin sent me this game in an email tonight and I thought I'd pass it on and get a little competition going.
The object is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks, which begin moving as soon as you touch the red block. Also, don't come in contact with the black wall. If you can go longer than 22 seconds you are phenomenal. Apparently the US Air Force uses this test for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least two minutes.
Why Women Buy Shoes So, I was thinking about why I love shoes after recently buying a new pair of running shoes, and I think it has to do with the fact that you can always find a pair of shoes that fit and look nice on you. Unlike clothes shopping, which can be discouraging when you can't find the right thing or nothing seems to be in your size. I love shoes, especially comfortable, fun and pretty shoes. I'm wondering if others share my passion or perspectives on shoes.
Current Mood: calm Current Music:Joanna Newsom--This Side of the Blue
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